Pharma’s Benefit as PPP No Longer Acknowledge Apples
After Rehman Malik carelessly outed all Apples as Banana’s, health conscious members of the PPP are frantically seeking supplements for antioxidants of flavonoid and polyphenols in their daily diet. A senior official who did not wish to be named (possibly out of shame for being linked to the PPP) expressed that without his regular dose of apple cider vinegar, there is little hope in helping him prevent the formation of kidney stones; adding on that the pottasium in banana’s was not the solution.
Pharmaceuticals have jumped on the opportunity to mass produce supplement-pills for apples exclusively for PPP nutters who believe everything their leaders say – regardless of the empty promises made over the years.
Fruit sellers are outraged at the loss of a major market of fatties buying apples, to ease the creation of kidney stones, as the PPP are known to spend our tax money on questionable foods and beverages which deplete their health, leading to the purchase of apples. The elimination of this joint demand poses a problem for hawkers and apple farmers.
One of the senior group brand managers’ at prestigious MNC Pharma said that Rehman Malik’s words created job opportunities on a vertical and horizontal level. In his company alone, hiring has already begun for anyone banana’s, across all departments to accommodate the new product line of apple-supplements. This in turn gives marketing and distribution companies’ something new and useless to sell to the general public that fawns over Rehman Malik, even if all 8 of them couldn’t care less about ads.