President of Pakistan: Nominated as Best Brother Ever
First off, thank goodness the President of Pakistan has recovered from the illness that overtook him not so long ago. We almost lost a shining example of what it means to demonstrate undying affection for family. Proof of his awesomeness comes from the fact that his life was not taken from him in the slow and torturous manner that most Pakistani’s
Instead the Lord has injected more life into this great great mind, to continue running Pakistan
into the ground to new heights of excellence.
But there is one problem; the President is making ALL brothers (yours truly included) look really really bad. And by bad, I mean selfish. Here’s why: I personally do not have the mental nor physical resources to gift my siblings over USD 1 billion to start an airline. On the one hand, none of the Presidents of countries that aren’t buried in a motherload of debt have done it either, but still, our President sincerely took out time from his hectic schedule and made sure his sister could start an airline.
Organized-Brother Honoring Amalgamation Institute Network’s (O-BHAINS) has nominated our beloved President for their annual BROTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD … and he just might be the first Pakistani to win it.
We should all be so proud to be lead by such an inspiring and selfless role model.