Rishta Auntie choices get rejected, goes insane without background music

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After having all her prospects shot down by a local middle class girl (like CA’s, green card holders, fatties), a Karachi based member of the Rishta Auntie Patrol suffered a stroke and later spiraled into insanity.

Family and friends say the die hard HUMSAFAR fan could not bear with the absence of dramatic background music after having her candidates rejected and frantically moved around the room to spring other types of heavy bass and violin beats.

When this didn’t work she panted as fast as she could, faking a heart attack and upon receiving no sympathy or worry from the targeted middle class girl, she suffered an Actual stroke … only to be diagnosed with hysteria moments later by the family physician.

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  • Mehreenrafiq

    lol

  • Bilalsyedarfeen

    lmao