Moments after news spread that the Monsters Inc sequel would be released by October 2012, doctors across America (b/c this only happens in America, like aliens) were shocked to discover improved Junaid Jamshed vital signs from patients considering terminally ill i.e. about to die asap.
Insurance companies are overjoyed by this news now that they don’t have to pay the enormous life insurance payout can see their work live on and enjoy perhaps another year in this world filled with so much love and happiness, words cannot express their joy.