Gilani Realizes Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees

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The prime minister of Pakistan has finally come to the realization that money does not grow on trees and will therefore refrain from spending billions of rupees as protection for Mansoor Ijaz, who is scheduled to appear sometime before the world collapses on itself in December 2012.

Mr. Gilani has instead proposed the presence of army personal and rangers, which is probably the worst idea ever considering what happened at KESC last year.

Then again, we could always try praying for his safety, that always works right?

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