Millions to be Blown on Fictional Asteroid Event

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So basically, we have a recession in the air and a pressing hope that the leading governments of the world will use whatever wealth we have to maybe – say – use it to improve the lives of earthlings?

Well prepare to have your faith in humanity restored, as the European Commission has approved an anti-asteroid project that will expel the Son of Krypton to destroy any and all on coming meteors or asteroids (which ever is deadlier).

The Lord sent down as Asteroid as a warning a few days ago, to which the hope was that earthlings would become better beings and not remain the shit heads they are. Instead they spent money NO ONE HAS on a device we’ll never use.

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