Tag: China
China Weapon X Experiment Fails, Rebranded as Cadmium Spill
As part of their ongoing efforts to rely less and less on nuclear weapons to exert dominance and influence around the globe, the Chinese government has made significant advances in perfecting their Republic army into genetically modified super humans. Following Davos, most business magnates and top leaders from the country felt that perhaps an army [...]
Wealthy Chinese Women are Sexist
Upper class women of China are behaving extremely sexist nowadays, insisting on female bodyguards instead of males, an obvious plot to equip said female guards with the experience necessary to overthrow the Chinese government sometime this year.
China Invades USA [IMAGINE]
“And the same occurs in Afghanistan and Pakistan every single day, and no one gives a flying fuck for them” – Ankush Johar (Director @ Lloyds Ventures) “Americans could do well with these wake-up calls. Less time on blaming Wall Street, more time spent calling back troops would be welcome” – Michael Gera (General Partner [...]
China Mobile to Invest USD 300 Mn in Pakistan’s Telecom Industry
PRESS RELEASE sent to PakMediaBlog by ASIATIC PUBLIC RELATIONS (APR) Karachi (PR) China Mobile Communications Corporation (CMCC), the world’s largest mobile telephony operator and the parent company of ZONG will invest US $300 million in Pakistan in 2010 which is the largest investment by any telecom operator in the current year. This was revealed by [...]
“Zong Competing With Telefun…”
It’s interesting how companies can compete to have not just advertisements but advertisements that are annoying enough to get people to sing their jingles andthen hate themselves for doing it. It might perform all functions, that is, inform, persuade and remind, however persuasion is something that might fail altogether . . . ah Telefun! It [...]
Kawasaki Returns
This post is written by Arsalan Za, who is the Marketing Manager at SZABIST, Karachi. We have read a lot about consumer products and communication networks on this blog, but now its time for something different. When I was 13 years old I used to slip out of my house from the backdoor and steal [...]
Survival of the Fittest – Aur Sunao – Tum Hi Toh Ho – Its Fun To Be Young – Sab Kehdo
I have been a cell phone freak since I got my hands on my first ever cellphone (which is obviously not worth mentioning). The first ever mobile connection that I got was of Mobilink Jazz and what attracted me towards getting it was probably its catchy way of calling people towards it, lets just say [...]




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