Tag: politics
Gilani brags about his length
Like most men, Yousuf Gilani wants you to know his is big, but showing is not nearly enough, so he has decided to tell us all, that the length of his tenure was longer than others before him. Ladies, when faced with men like Gilani, just nod and agree, its best to let them assume [...]
PPP Jo Killo, Khairpur Zillo – (Fort of PPP is Khairpur District)
It was 4th anniversary of Benazir Bhutto’s assassination. As the customary serves devotees visit their respective constituencies and leave along with a convoy to pay homage at Garhi Khuda Baksh, where Mohatarma’s body rests while her soul resides in hearts of her aficionados. The journey along with my cousin, Morial Shah (a foreign services student [...]
APML Rally Draws 50,000 Super Stealth Ninja’s
While the Express Tribune and other notable outlets have started making fun of the APML for failing to fill some 50k + seats at the rally today, those of us with Nazi Robot Warrior backgrounds know for certain that those seemingly empty chairs are infact occupied by Super Stealth Ninja’s. Thus, Mushi is still dope.
2011: Proof that Pakistani’s are Evolved Beings
You know, Pakistani’s get a really bad rap for being superficial and stupid. That’s so mean. We get accused on desiring external beauty over internal beauty. When you ask the average Pakistani what traits his/her son, daughter, grandson, granddaughter, son in law an daughter in law should have … one trait that repeats itself is [...]
Who Dares Block Bakeri Biscuits Ads?
Earlier this week when the most despised loved political party in Pakistan needed to gain sympathy remind followers and citizens about the assassination of their true leaders’ daughter (which resulted in the deaths of over 100 innocent bystanders who are of no importance whatsoever since elections are rigged anyway), an outdoor campaign was unveiled all [...]
IPL (Indian Prejudice League)
Yet again all my hue and cry has fallen on deaf ears has failed to wake up the authors who think they’re some kind of revolutionists. We are too busy monitoring marketing and advertising campaigns and miss out on the big ASS events. Recently the Indo Pak peace process (I seriously doubt a thing like [...]
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