Category: Entertainment
Nestle Milkpak Pakistan Island TVC 2012
Nestle Milkpak Pakistan Island TVC 2012 The objective of this ad was to: 1. Be the next part of the Nestle Hiking Ad 2. Convey the message of ‘get more out of life’ in the same way as that ad 3. Be grand, different and create a feeling of awe
Top Five Annoying Statements Future Grandparents Will Say
‘Beta* in my day, you could get a house with only one rupee‘ That’s awesome, but something called inflation tells me your argument is invalid. Furthermore, your generations policies caused the inflation! And yet, approximately 25 years from now, the 1980′s generation (otherwise referred to Generation Awesome) will slap their grandchildren with one of the [...]
Will VJ Madiha encourage fans to ban Jazz Jazba & Dove?
ARY Muzik’s vocal anti-Valentines Day VJ is suspected to be pandering to audience members who watch her in tight clothes + aspire to be good Muslims. She can really prove herself by banning Mobilink for coming out with this campaign. And ban Unilever products (local and international) for promoting Valentines Day on Facebook And she [...]
Did Red Bull give Cadbury wings?
There is a lot of Valentines Day related activities happening in Karachi right now, the best of which are mostly at Park Towers in Clifton. My parents took part in a Cadbury activity that gave them 100 points on togetherness. A rigged meter telling my parents married since 30 years that they are indeed perfect [...]
Why does VJ Madiha have conflicting beliefs?
I am fail to understand why VJ Madiha is against Valentines Day and at the same time is pro-Christmas and pro-Birthday celebrations. The above picture is dedicated to her Facebook fans for wishing her happy birthday. Also all of her TV appearances involve tight clothes. She is the confusing.
Coward Sahir Lodhi runs like a transvestite
Look how the Shahrukh Khan wanna be runs for his life after claiming to love Pakistan and being willing to die for her. He even pushes a lady out of the way to save himself. So patriotic like a coward you are Mr. Lodhi. Since when you are joining PTI, coward?
Am I going to die alone?
Friend of mine shared a status update about cancer and said if I don’t re-share it means I don’t have a heart that is worth loving and that I will die too. Is it my fault that Wi-Tribe is the worst internet connection cuz of which sharing was slow? Its news to me knowing that [...]
Breaking Dawn 2 can win oscar
I know how to make the best movie in the amazing Twilight series win an Oscar, just do what the untalented Harry Potter actor did and get everyone drunk. Everyone knows he cannot act and so does he, so he got drunk and played the Potter character the drunk slurring way he is portrayed as [...]
Harry Potter failed his mission
Something the Twilight hating brigade called Harry Potter fans don’t understand is that sexy Edward always kills the baddies while Harry Potter partially does so. See see he let Malfoy family go in the final movie and now the have sexed more children to go after him. Look at this picture, look in the background, [...]
Korean Comic Nearly Kills Me
And I had headphones on full volume. On the other hand, the full story line is extremely original and profound. This is the comic link. Please pay attention to and follow the disclaimer where appropriate.
Feminists Allow Release of Snow White and the Huntsman
In an interesting turn of events, the adult twist of the children’s tale ‘Snow White’ starring the expressionless Twilight female lead Kristen Stewart will not be banned or protested against by anti-racist and feminist groups – like NOMAS – around the world. The story line, which features themes promoting supremacy of ‘fair’ beings, was expected [...]
5 things I love about Humsafar Fans
1. Spending less time hogging the internet. My router sucks, and I’m too lazy to get it changed. The net slows down with each additional user online 2. How they talk and bitch about a fictional character instead of doing what they used to do i.e. talk and bitch about real people who have an [...]
PM Assures Mansoor Ijaz Safety, Ignores Salman Taseers Death
While the government is strongly counting on you to believe that they are doing everything in their power to prevent the death of Mansoor Ijaz by the hands of feudals or ninja’s, what is odd is the fact that -Salman Taseer was killed by a personal guard -the guard was not punished -and labeled a [...]
Sahir Lodhi’s Accomplishes Hate-Love Ratio 360 to 1
The most consistently baked looking Pakistani celebrity has earned himself over 87,000 fans who DISLIKE his work, while his own Facebook page has 242 admirers. The ratio should not serve to dishearten the Shahrukh Khan wanna-be as his time to shine is around the corner, with Valentine tie in brand campaigns expected from a media [...]
Megaupload Conspiracy #1: Was It All For Nothing?
So it turns out the Megaupload leader had created a time and tested mechanism + business model that would allow artists to share their work online for free and retain over 90% of their earnings … this of course conflicts with the model used by major record labels that retain exactly 80% of profit after [...]
Serial Bar Code Strikes Mian Shahbaz Sharif and Sana Bucha
A minister from Punjab and some lady are victims for a serial bar code that has appeared on several hundred Facebook pages, with the inserted claim of ‘Official Facebook Page’. The bar code, which is one template design sends the highly incorrect message that the social media team behind both figures is not creative enough [...]
Internet Prepares to Take a Dump on Maya Khan
The online community is entering the earlier stages on taking a massive dump on Maya Khan for her ridiculous moral crusade. Mehreen Kasana of Express Tribune responded to her openly here, a Facebook page with nearly a 100 likes is demanding an immediate apology (doesn’t make sense, just get it off the air), Kalam TV [...]
How to reject customers
Noble professions come in many formations, one of which does not bring much money is being a taxi driver but with higher than usual fuel costs, everyone is opting for some public transport. Maybe as a taxi driver you have no time for extra customers on the road and taking on more than one customer [...]
Essam Rashid of Ashes Responds
DISCLAIMER: This is a response to a recent post by our guest writer on her recent experience at a planned concert for MAD School featuring a band called “Ashes of Lucifer”. The bands’ front man has professionally contacted us and asked to voice his side of the story. As much as we felt the need [...]
Heavenly Intervention Foils Local Satanic Cult Band Concert
After months of begging and pleading, a heavily despised local band named Ashes of Lucifer were granted permission to perform ONE test gig at the prestigious MAD (Music Art Dance) School here in Karachi, a gig that had allegedly been set to start at 9pm. The band, staying true to the leader, decided to uphold [...]
NSFW: Taking Humsafar From Behind
Pakistan’s first YouTube celebrity, Osman Khalid Butt, has decided to slap all script writers in the face with this parody of every lame ass Pakistani teleplay Humsafar starring that guy from EP, that girl from Nesvita ads and that girl from AAG TV (who was so attractive they gave her a radio show). Do not [...]
Top 5 Monday Articles
Leave it to PakMediaBlog to give you a fresh update on all the most interesting water cooler conversations you’ll be initiating on Monday. Celebrities To Shine At 2012 CES Not all the celebrities enticed to the Consumer Electronics Show this week are A-List Eight Technologies for a Healthier New Year Apps and gadgets to help [...]
PPP Fan Image Goes Viral
We all know how much the PPP love their fellow Pakistani’s, so much so that a very well renowned graphic designer that supports them decided to communicate the PPP’s long standing effort to rid the nation of all the toxins that defile it on a daily basis. The PPP have always been steadfast in their [...]
Awesome Google Video is Awesome
Google has graciously compiled a list of most searched topics for 2011. Its good and bad news, mashed with an uplifting soundtrack. It was produced by Whirled Creative and directed by Scott Chan.
NSFW: Paris Hilton Converted?
The chief editor of Kuch Khaas is back with another stab at our very hypocritical confusing society and their obsession with Paris Hilton.
Jaw Dropping Viral Video from IoBM
On October 21st 2011, seven hundred IoBM students came all decked out to pledge allegiance to the first university LipDub in Pakistan. Get ready to explore a wicked, crazy and rocking side of Pakistan. A loser like you today has to prove his/her worth and needs to light it up like a dynamite.. cause baby [...]
NSFW: Meera, Y U NO ENGLISH?
Barney Stinson Pakistan is back, taking a swing at English speaking maestro Meera. Meera’s Twitter handle: @TheMeeraJee Disclaimer: The video contains mild innuendo. Please watch the video at your own discretion.Only the subtitles in quotes are actual ‘tweets’ posted by Meera. In all fairness, the actress herself is aware of her ‘Engrish’ skills [or lack [...]
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