Category: Media
Fat Bitch Steals Djokovic Shirt from Fan
When overweight persons are in need of fulfillment and edible substances are not within the vicinity, they turns their attention towards children and healthy beings in order to feel good about their ugly disgusting selves. Fat people make for terrible colleagues, friends, life partners, relatives, siblings and in Maya Khan’s case, celebrities.
SAMAA TV Ignores Social Media, Pays Dearly
A local TV station ignored significant backlash voiced via social media and online viewers on a show that garnered significant negative publicity in the past week. As per the norm, the channel which is headed by old geezers living in the 1920′s chose to ignore the growing power that social media has, a power no [...]
Does Giving Life magazine want to scar your children?
A recent article by The Guardian claims that child modelling is emotionally damaging. It doesn’t seem like the team at Giving Life read it, maybe the $$$ rolling in outweighs the PR cost to repair the damage if any. We are told that the pre May 2011 management + editorial team would never have made [...]
UN Appoints Teletubby Cricketer as Anti-Narcotics Ambassador
The United Nations appointed beloved cricketer Shahid Afridi (also known to his Teletubby fanbase as “Lala“) its good will ambassador against drug abuse. The former captain for the Pakistan cricket team has never used drugs to get ahead, instead relying on sheer determination and hardwork to reach greatness. We wish him all the best. Noted [...]
Pakistani TV Plays: Selling Depression as Entertainment
It won’t be something said out of the blue if it’s mentioned that TV these days is more like a radio for us when someone at home is watching it, especially the morning show and cooking show craze that has really influenced our moms. What later happens is you being a guinea pig of some [...]
KEEN Utility – Re-BOOT American Patriots
KEEN Utility found everyday American’s making a difference for their love of country, gifted them comfortable boots and reminded them of the great work they do everyday Re-BOOT Ford Trucks Re-BOOT Elwha Dam Re-BOOT TradeWind Energy “Smart use of the word Boot” – Alicia Shankland (Chief Talent Officer @ Razorfish) “Could have been done better, [...]
Jennifer Lopez Profits From Ignorance
Alleged ‘actress’, ‘singer’, record producer, dancer, television personality, and ‘fashion designer’ Jennifer Lopez stars in a new FIAT commercial in which … she lies about her roots and being “grounded”. This coming from a woman blowing millions gifting Haiti Earthquake victims handbags and shoes instead of the food and water they needed. The ad is [...]
NSFW: Ripping on PTA’s Ban
Check out this video, featuring celebrated rising theater actor Osman Khalid, ripping on the PTA’s list of banned words proposed a few weeks ago. I cannot assert the level of NSFW … you might want to invest in headphones! Surprisingly, Osman is very down to earth, despite his looks and talent with words (his plays [...]
Why Muslim Countries Don’t Have a Smokin’ Joe Frazier
Smokin’ Joe Frazier died recently. It is said that Muhammad Ali v Frazier 1st bout was seen by half of the world and we do not know about other worlds yet. It was named ‘Fight of the Century’. They last fought in Manila. After 14th round, Joe’s manager didn’t let him into the ring. In [...]
Klaypex Refreshes Dubstep
The latest buzz for fans of electronic music comes from Canadian duo ‘Johnny and Mark’, collected known as KLAYPEX. Connect with them on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Soundcloud for some mindblowing original and remix tracks. The only known interview they’ve done so far can be found on CandyBeats. To get in touch with them, email [...]
Cadbury Dairy Milk’s Fascinating Outdoor Campaign
Life is incomplete without sweet things to eat and it no doubt becomes wonderful with the supply of chocolate. God bless the Mayan Civilisation and the Aztec Empire for establishing cocoa trade back in 600 AD. No food can be as fulfilling as chocolate and as Louis Lemery (1702) out it in words, “It’s strengthening, [...]
How To Be A Driver in Karachi
So after weeks of waiting, nail biting and displacing your frustration on your parents, the ISI representative calls to congratulate you on clearing their background, psychological and fitness tests. You’re all ready to serve your country, like bitchin James Bond without the haircut. Just one teensy snag though. For your 1st assignment, they want you [...]
P&G’s International IDS Challenge 2012
Some opt for student council, a hoard go to MUN and few try sports – in the name of building their personal brand, professional network and exposure. But none of these equate even remotely close to breakneck challenges at an international scale between universities, esp the challenges hosted by Fortune 500 companies. That’s what P&G’s [...]
Haleeb Outdoor Blunder on Eid Day
You must have seen many advertising blunders, but this one is a classic. Haleeb’s outdoor on Eid near Karsaz in Karachi, was upside down. As an advertising agency professional, I’ve been of the opinion that it is always better to delay a marketing campaign by a day or two rather than taking panic decisions to [...]
Facebook Lawn
Ever heard the proverb SHOOTING ONESELF IN THE FOOT?? Yes you all must’ve but have you seen that put into practice?? I doubt it. I’m pointing towards Firdous Lawn which launched their summer spring lawn collection recently, hired the top faces from Bollywood for the past two years spending millions of rupees also covered every [...]




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