Category: Society
Study reveals behaving civilized is not deadly
A groundbreaking study conducted by management & social science students at a leading institution in Pakistan reveals that stopping at a red light – regardless of what demographic one is in – will not cause loss of life or happiness in over 90% of the scenario’s imagined. The only scenario’s where death was seen as [...]
Latest Robot System to be Introduced in Pakistan to locate Bombs
The latest robot system will be introduced in Pakistan that aims at locating and deactivating bombs. 10 robots with 10 equipped vehicles will be provided, whereas, 20 shortlisted Civil Defense employees will get training from the European Union and local experts so that the risky procedure of deactivating bombs can be controlled and employees of [...]
Half Naked PPP Reality – Shazia Marri in Dual Mode
Sindh’s Information Minister was so impressed by the recent mobile phones’ dual SIM mode that she decided to expose her true self completely in front of the camera. She has vowed to complete against Veena Malik, after all, negative publicity is still publicity since this is also her reality, hence, no negativity in her personality [...]
Karachitips partners with SZABIST students against rape jokes
KarachiTips is starting a campaign against Rape Jokes with students from SZABIST Social Sciences. The idea is to create awareness regarding daily life “jokes” that we make about rape and unconsciously lead people into believing that something like this is okay to be talked about in a lighter tone. Say No to Rape Jokes is [...]
Altaf Hussain sings his Lungs out to weigh Options of Potential Wives
It’s a thing of pity that so many women in our city have been lured away to the charms of Altaf the something, now this something can be anything you would like to relate to. He summoned up the so called ‘Baaiktiar Aurat’ who probably has nothing better to do but attend his ludicrous jalsa. [...]
Gul Ahmed ventures into Conglomerate Diversification with Land Mowers
With the lawn fever going on it’s better to break free from the clutter and come up with something new. The only thing poor consumers get to see these days is lawn brands, lawn billboards and their accident causing models everywhere. Therefore, Gul Ahmed decided to diversify into new ventures with it’s conglomerate diversification, thereby [...]
Asim Jofa vows to commit Suicide … maybe after his Brand Suicide
Asim Jofa has had a rough time you know why? That’s because he is Asim Jofa and realised why things/people are the way they are … maybe because they wear Asim Jofa. He happened to have read a few tweets and status updates of his die hard fans which are as follows: I don’t care, [...]
Afghan government to depopulate Pakistan
In light of attacks on NATO troops carried out by Aghan soldiers, the defense ministry of Afghanistan has begun ordering soldiers who have families in Pakistan to move them to Afghanistan in a bid to rid the army of Taliban infiltrators. It is the lovely news, now we can enjoy less Pakhtuns and properly rolled [...]
Ministry of Narcotics Control states the obvious
A workshop held on Friday for supremely obvious statements and conclusions was attended by Parliamentary Secretary for Narcotics Control Syed Inayat Ali Shah, Director-General Planning and Monitoring Unit (PMU) Ministry of Narcotics Control Mohammad Shahid, Dr Nadeem Rehman United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC) and Head Institute of Psychiatry Fareed Minhas. A report [...]
Did Dr. Firdous Awan call herself a terrorist?
When Federal Information Minister Dr Firdous Ashiq Awan said on Saturday that sports and healthy activities was the path to ending terrorism, did she mean her daily habits and appearance was an indication that she may in fact be a full and proper terrorist and extremist? Where does she get these correlations from, Narnia? If [...]
TNBT’s Faisal Khan finds love, Cadbury Valentines activation prime suspect
The GM of Nokia’s prime choice in social media agencies has now found love, shattering hopes and dreams of countless female media planners, developers, BDM’s and brand managers across the industry. Cadbury Pakistan’s recent Valentines Day activation at Park Towers has been shortlisted on the list of suspects, as a touch point for bringing together [...]
Is Karachi a city of cheapsters?
On Valentines Day, Wall Street Journal reported that Karachi is cheap to live in. How odd, the only think cheap in Karachi is the blood of innocent people, thanks to statements from Taliban and ISI baboons like Imran Khan making false promises for ethnic and sect groups … aside from this, nothing is cheap in [...]
Stupid PTI comments leaves 16 injured
Over two dozen policemen were injured while guarding a rally for the pro-socialism and anti-capitalism Imran Khan, who failed to protect those trying to protect him. Is this not enough proof that he cannot be trusted? How many more will fall before the people realize he cannot hold his promises to save Pakistan with his [...]
Does Supreme court hate prosperity?
10th February 2012, a Friday morning. You would think that Chief Justice Iftikar Mohammed Chaudhry would take the day off and enjoy the pleasant weather we are experiencing. You would think wrong! He seeks to destabilize the country and cause tensions in socio-economic circles as well as politics. How you say? By rejecting PM Gilani’s [...]
Easy shopping since no death in Lahore
I am ever so glad no one died in the Lahore mall fire on Friday. If they did there would be mourning in a full PTI manner with prayers and rememberance for the deceased, which is SUCH a waste of time; people have nothing better to do that say prayers for the departed. If we [...]
PTI’s Imran Khan made delusional promises
Mr. pro Taliban and Anti-Zionist is going for the sixer, telling an audience in Swabi about the Tsunami of change he will bring in to Pakistan. He is out of his mind, being idealist and hoping to extradite USA powers and players from the country. What someone needs to tell him is the PPP and [...]
Who the hell is praying for cold?
It was the morning of 8th February 2012 and I was freezing my butt off just like everyone else trying to make the wudu for Fajr prayers. Who, please answer me this, who prayed for this much cold? I am not the liking it at all. My hands were shaking like a beggar all day. [...]
ISI Lover Imran Khan Blames Punjab Govt. Again
The PTI leader is back to blaming everyone but himself over deaths caused in hospitals as a result of questionable drugs. He is backed my the ISI and Taliban, how dare he pretend to care over the deaths of innocents! Thank goodness his Facebook pages were hacked, Mr Khan your change is not something we [...]
Gilani Makes Another Promise He Can’t Keep
Our beloved prime minister, the master class champion of taking back statements made without pause nor reflection, has vowed to expose hidden elements that seek to disrupt Senate elections. Given his track record here, here and here .. place your bets wisely.
Hackers Take PTI Facebook Pages
There is an active Imran Khan Facebook fan page, The Revolution We Need – Imran Khan has just announced that all their pages have been hacked. Does this mean we can expect PPP, MQM and APML backed messages of not voting for his gora-ness? The PTI official page and Jaag Utho appear to have the [...]
Psychopaths Rejoice Over Asim Jofa 2012 Campaign
Thanks to a new clothing line, all manner of working and non working women can identify themselves with a brand that promotes the existence of all sorts of people, regardless of how unproductive they really are. Asim Jofa campaigns for 2012 call for personifying all manner of women as potential customers, even raging psychopaths. “I [...]
China Weapon X Experiment Fails, Rebranded as Cadmium Spill
As part of their ongoing efforts to rely less and less on nuclear weapons to exert dominance and influence around the globe, the Chinese government has made significant advances in perfecting their Republic army into genetically modified super humans. Following Davos, most business magnates and top leaders from the country felt that perhaps an army [...]
Recession Backed Layoffs Reach Asia, Further Negate Value of Education
Lets examine the bottom line … why get a degree? why study at all? No jobs on the market, ultra qualified executives backed with experience can’t land a decent interview, so why bother at all? The general suggestion among the entrepreneurial circle for aspiring workers of tomorrow is to either land a blue collar gig, [...]
USA Screws Itself with Deficit, Sets New Guinness Record
The world greatest superpower has successfully achieved its lifetime goal of blowing the most money on the least ROI generating projects among all 192 countries the world over, prompting Guinness Records officials to award them the lifetime achievement award for fucking up big time devaluing the USD, killing jobs, destroying purchasing powers and executing innocents [...]
Awkward Conversations Between Bill Gates & PM Gilani at Davos
Must have been fun, wish we could have been there to see Bill dish him a new one: BG: Hey aren’t you from that country that a. ignored the plight of Arfa Karim at a critical period of her illness and b. hates on all Americans for being sadists? Funny how my people stepped in [...]
Non Religious Parties Support Restoration of NATO Supply Route
Pakistan political parties branded without the face of ‘religious’ – doing so would only hinder their fund raising opportunities with Western forces they supposedly despise – like the PTI, MQM, PML N, PPP and ANP have not aligned with the JUI and ASWJ to verbally protest NATO’s plans to restore their supply route. The route [...]
PETA Activist Grows a Pair, Goes After US Military
An animal rights activist for nearly 8 years, Mr. Anthony Stark finally decided to do something useful in saving dogs or in this case, preventing their premature death, by starting a slew campaign against the US military for using dogs in combat. This may be the 1st time an activist from PETA has decided to [...]
Wealthy Chinese Women are Sexist
Upper class women of China are behaving extremely sexist nowadays, insisting on female bodyguards instead of males, an obvious plot to equip said female guards with the experience necessary to overthrow the Chinese government sometime this year.
Ron Paul’s 2012 Thought Provoking Ad Campaign
Here is an interesting ad campaign that would actually make Americans think while putting themselves in other people’s shoes, those people that their governments have victimised during the post 9/11 time period, thus making it their worst nightmare. The variations in voice for this particular ad carve out a scary yet a very thought provoking [...]
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