Category: Society
ISI Lover Imran Khan Blames Punjab Govt. Again
The PTI leader is back to blaming everyone but himself over deaths caused in hospitals as a result of questionable drugs. He is backed my the ISI and Taliban, how dare he pretend to care over the deaths of innocents! Thank goodness his Facebook pages were hacked, Mr Khan your change is not something we [...]
Gilani Makes Another Promise He Can’t Keep
Our beloved prime minister, the master class champion of taking back statements made without pause nor reflection, has vowed to expose hidden elements that seek to disrupt Senate elections. Given his track record here, here and here .. place your bets wisely.
Hackers Take PTI Facebook Pages
There is an active Imran Khan Facebook fan page, The Revolution We Need – Imran Khan has just announced that all their pages have been hacked. Does this mean we can expect PPP, MQM and APML backed messages of not voting for his gora-ness? The PTI official page and Jaag Utho appear to have the [...]
Psychopaths Rejoice Over Asim Jofa 2012 Campaign
Thanks to a new clothing line, all manner of working and non working women can identify themselves with a brand that promotes the existence of all sorts of people, regardless of how unproductive they really are. Asim Jofa campaigns for 2012 call for personifying all manner of women as potential customers, even raging psychopaths. “I [...]
China Weapon X Experiment Fails, Rebranded as Cadmium Spill
As part of their ongoing efforts to rely less and less on nuclear weapons to exert dominance and influence around the globe, the Chinese government has made significant advances in perfecting their Republic army into genetically modified super humans. Following Davos, most business magnates and top leaders from the country felt that perhaps an army [...]
Recession Backed Layoffs Reach Asia, Further Negate Value of Education
Lets examine the bottom line … why get a degree? why study at all? No jobs on the market, ultra qualified executives backed with experience can’t land a decent interview, so why bother at all? The general suggestion among the entrepreneurial circle for aspiring workers of tomorrow is to either land a blue collar gig, [...]
USA Screws Itself with Deficit, Sets New Guinness Record
The world greatest superpower has successfully achieved its lifetime goal of blowing the most money on the least ROI generating projects among all 192 countries the world over, prompting Guinness Records officials to award them the lifetime achievement award for fucking up big time devaluing the USD, killing jobs, destroying purchasing powers and executing innocents [...]
Awkward Conversations Between Bill Gates & PM Gilani at Davos
Must have been fun, wish we could have been there to see Bill dish him a new one: BG: Hey aren’t you from that country that a. ignored the plight of Arfa Karim at a critical period of her illness and b. hates on all Americans for being sadists? Funny how my people stepped in [...]
Non Religious Parties Support Restoration of NATO Supply Route
Pakistan political parties branded without the face of ‘religious’ – doing so would only hinder their fund raising opportunities with Western forces they supposedly despise – like the PTI, MQM, PML N, PPP and ANP have not aligned with the JUI and ASWJ to verbally protest NATO’s plans to restore their supply route. The route [...]
PETA Activist Grows a Pair, Goes After US Military
An animal rights activist for nearly 8 years, Mr. Anthony Stark finally decided to do something useful in saving dogs or in this case, preventing their premature death, by starting a slew campaign against the US military for using dogs in combat. This may be the 1st time an activist from PETA has decided to [...]
Wealthy Chinese Women are Sexist
Upper class women of China are behaving extremely sexist nowadays, insisting on female bodyguards instead of males, an obvious plot to equip said female guards with the experience necessary to overthrow the Chinese government sometime this year.
Ron Paul’s 2012 Thought Provoking Ad Campaign
Here is an interesting ad campaign that would actually make Americans think while putting themselves in other people’s shoes, those people that their governments have victimised during the post 9/11 time period, thus making it their worst nightmare. The variations in voice for this particular ad carve out a scary yet a very thought provoking [...]
JUI-F Rally Insults Non Muslims While Using Jewish and Mormon Inventions
Its insanely interesting when self proclaimed super Muslims bash those who do not share their own faith, even though the Final Prophet forgave his enemies at every opportunity he got. He forgave those that threw rocks at him, blood relative and otherwise. He never spoke ill of anyone, promoted senseless violence or spoke more than [...]
Selfless Superhero Sacrifices Himself for Innocents
On early Thursday morning, a senior official of the DHA Vigilance force lost his life protecting a family from would-be robbers. The full story can be read here on Express Tribune. We are currently trying to get in touch with ET sub-editors and the writer for this story Mr. Mirza in order to contact the [...]
Obama Cracks Hilarious Joke, Hopes Re-Election
The first black President of the most easily offended and supremely overweight super power of the world versed his best ever joke during a State of the Union address on Tuesday; he announced a plan to place steep tax increases on wealthier Americans, fresh investigations into the mortgage crisis and support for domestic manufacturing. After [...]
Atlas Honda Taps Aspiring Female Bikers
Realizing the growing preference among Pakistani girls to buy and ride a bike instead of use public transport or private drivers, Atlas Honda unveiled a new campaign directed at the female segment of the Pakistan consumer scale, with a completely decked out & leather clad model (no helmet in sight) seated on a bike. The [...]
Travel Back In Time with P&G’s Safeguard
The Safeguard supported school challenge “The Design for Change“, seeks to engage & empower students of Classes 3 to 8 to solve Pakistan’s greatest problems. Exhibitions will be held in the coming days on this schedule: Tuesday, January 31st and Wednesday, February 1st – Arts Council, Karachi Monday, February 6th – Children’s Library Complex, Lahore [...]
Mayan 2012 Doomsday Prophecy Prematurely Comes True
Scholars are kicking themselves in the face for having misinterpreted the Mayan prophecy that the world ends in December 2012; what is becoming more apparent with every passing day is the Strong Likelihood that the actions taken by leading governments in the past week will spring forth a rebellion of epic proportions between the tech [...]
MUST WATCH: Harvard Lecture on Justice
Please watch these series of lectures from Harvard University‘s YouTube page on Morality & Philosophy. The video below is based on 2 lectures on the topic of “The Moral Side of Murder” It’s really insightful and profound.
The Hell is ACTA?
If you thought PIPA or SOPA was a big deal, wait till you read into the 2011 bill that was passed called ACTA. Given that most of you prefer visual moving objects and pretty colors over reading text, I’ve linked two video’s that somewhat summarize the matter An open letter signed by many organizations, including [...]
Mansoor Ijaz chickens out like a little girl with a tricycle and dollies
Out of being fear of being thrown into hell in the event that he dies via the hands of his enemies, Mansoor Ijaz is taking every step humanely possible from the famous handbook “Being a wimp, for Dummies”. The media commentator who has given his views and analysis in Pakistan, whilst stationed in his cozy [...]
Worlds Greatest Democracy Screws Anti-Nuclear Irani’s
If you’re an Irani banking with Iran’s state owned Bank Tejarat and happen to own stocks in US markets, hey guess what, you’re SCREWED. The worlds greatest democracy – you know the one that spent 10 years and 4 trillion USD allegedly looking for ONE man – has decided to impose sanctions on Bank Tejarat [...]
Italian Cruise Liner Captain Still Doesn’t Get it
Even after purposely sinking 0.01% of the total amount spent on the ‘war on terror’ via the Costa Concordia ship earlier this month, Capt. Francesco Schettino still doesn’t understand how President Bush is still so happy and cheerful. The Italian Captain wanted to experience the remarkable levels of joy Bush clearly displayed on his face [...]
Lack of Sexual jokes over Cruise Liner fiasco upsets Italians
After the 300 million pound cruise liner tipped to its side and eventually sunk about a week ago, Italians are appalled at the near absence of ‘going down’ sex jokes by tumblr, 9gag, 4chan and reddit which have instead redirected humor towards the inept Captain of the ship. “It just goes to show how human [...]
Gilani Realizes Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees
The prime minister of Pakistan has finally come to the realization that money does not grow on trees and will therefore refrain from spending billions of rupees as protection for Mansoor Ijaz, who is scheduled to appear sometime before the world collapses on itself in December 2012. Mr. Gilani has instead proposed the presence of [...]
Reasons to Support the current PPP regime
Let me start by saying I do not support this party, but one a close friend and confidant is a vocal supporter of the prime version i.e. SZAB era + policies. Let me further clarify that what is written below in italics comes close to the region of ‘bragging’ but I have no other way [...]
Insurance companies rejoice as Monsters Inc sequel news revives terminally ill
Moments after news spread that the Monsters Inc sequel would be released by October 2012, doctors across America (b/c this only happens in America, like aliens) were shocked to discover improved Junaid Jamshed vital signs from patients considering terminally ill i.e. about to die asap. Insurance companies are overjoyed by this news now that they [...]
Rishta Auntie choices get rejected, goes insane without background music
After having all her prospects shot down by a local middle class girl (like CA’s, green card holders, fatties), a Karachi based member of the Rishta Auntie Patrol suffered a stroke and later spiraled into insanity. Family and friends say the die hard HUMSAFAR fan could not bear with the absence of dramatic background music [...]
Government learns nothing from Arfa’s death, panders to retards
Despite having ignored her predicament at a time that was critical and could have saved her life, the prime minister is allegedly considering awarding Pakistan’s (late) young MCP a civilian honor now that the media is paying attention to her – move that could take attention away at the complete failure that he is. It [...]
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