Category: Politics

Half Naked PPP Reality – Shazia Marri in Dual Mode

Half Naked PPP Reality – Shazia Marri in Dual Mode

| February 22, 2012 | 1 Comment

Sindh’s Information Minister was so impressed by the recent mobile phones’ dual SIM mode that she decided to expose her true self completely in front of the camera. She has vowed to complete against Veena Malik, after all, negative publicity is still publicity since this is also her reality, hence, no negativity in her personality [...]

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Altaf Hussain sings his Lungs out to weigh Options of Potential Wives

Altaf Hussain sings his Lungs out to weigh Options of Potential Wives

| February 20, 2012 | 0 Comments

It’s a thing of pity that so many women in our city have been lured away to the charms of Altaf the something, now this something can be anything you would like to relate to. He summoned up the so called ‘Baaiktiar Aurat’ who probably has nothing better to do but attend his ludicrous jalsa. [...]

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Did Dr. Firdous Awan call herself a terrorist?

Did Dr. Firdous Awan call herself a terrorist?

| February 18, 2012 | 0 Comments

When Federal Information Minister Dr Firdous Ashiq Awan said on Saturday that sports and healthy activities was the path to ending terrorism, did she mean her daily habits and appearance was an indication that she may in fact be a full and proper terrorist and extremist? Where does she get these correlations from, Narnia? If [...]

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Stupid PTI comments leaves 16 injured

Stupid PTI comments leaves 16 injured

| February 10, 2012 | 1 Comment

Over two dozen policemen were injured while guarding a rally for the pro-socialism and anti-capitalism Imran Khan, who failed to protect those trying to protect him. Is this not enough proof that he cannot be trusted? How many more will fall before the people realize he cannot hold his promises to save Pakistan with his [...]

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Does Supreme court hate prosperity?

Does Supreme court hate prosperity?

| February 10, 2012 | 0 Comments

10th February 2012, a Friday morning. You would think that Chief Justice Iftikar Mohammed Chaudhry would take the day off and enjoy the pleasant weather we are experiencing. You would think wrong! He seeks to destabilize the country and cause tensions in socio-economic circles as well as politics. How you say? By rejecting PM Gilani’s [...]

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PTI’s Imran Khan made delusional promises

PTI’s Imran Khan made delusional promises

| February 10, 2012 | 2 Comments

Mr. pro Taliban and Anti-Zionist is going for the sixer, telling an audience in Swabi about the Tsunami of change he will bring in to Pakistan. He is out of his mind, being idealist and hoping to extradite USA powers and players from the country. What someone needs to tell him is the PPP and [...]

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ISI Lover Imran Khan Blames Punjab Govt. Again

ISI Lover Imran Khan Blames Punjab Govt. Again

| February 4, 2012 | 0 Comments

The PTI leader is back to blaming everyone but himself over deaths caused in hospitals as a result of questionable drugs. He is backed my the ISI and Taliban, how dare he pretend to care over the deaths of innocents! Thank goodness his Facebook pages were hacked, Mr Khan your change is not something we [...]

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Gilani Makes Another Promise He Can’t Keep

Gilani Makes Another Promise He Can’t Keep

| February 3, 2012 | 0 Comments

Our beloved prime minister, the master class champion of taking back statements made without pause nor reflection, has vowed to expose hidden elements that seek to disrupt Senate elections. Given his track record here, here and here .. place your bets wisely.

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Hackers Take PTI Facebook Pages

Hackers Take PTI Facebook Pages

| February 3, 2012 | 0 Comments

There is an active Imran Khan Facebook fan page, The Revolution We Need – Imran Khan has just announced that all their pages have been hacked. Does this mean we can expect PPP, MQM and APML backed messages of not voting for his gora-ness? The PTI official page and Jaag Utho appear to have the [...]

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Non Religious Parties Support Restoration of NATO Supply Route

Non Religious Parties Support Restoration of NATO Supply Route

| January 29, 2012 | 0 Comments

Pakistan political parties branded without the face of ‘religious’ – doing so would only hinder their fund raising opportunities with Western forces they supposedly despise – like the PTI, MQM, PML N, PPP and ANP have not aligned with the JUI and ASWJ to verbally protest NATO’s plans to restore their supply route. The route [...]

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Ron Paul’s 2012 Thought Provoking Ad Campaign

Ron Paul’s 2012 Thought Provoking Ad Campaign

| January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments

Here is an interesting ad campaign that would actually make Americans think while putting themselves in other people’s shoes, those people that their governments have victimised during the post 9/11 time period, thus making it their worst nightmare. The variations in voice for this particular ad carve out a scary yet a very thought provoking [...]

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JUI-F Rally Insults Non Muslims While Using Jewish and Mormon Inventions

JUI-F Rally Insults Non Muslims While Using Jewish and Mormon Inventions

| January 27, 2012 | 0 Comments

Its insanely interesting when self proclaimed super Muslims bash those who do not share their own faith, even though the Final Prophet forgave his enemies at every opportunity he got. He forgave those that threw rocks at him, blood relative and otherwise. He never spoke ill of anyone, promoted senseless violence or spoke more than [...]

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Obama Cracks Hilarious Joke, Hopes Re-Election

Obama Cracks Hilarious Joke, Hopes Re-Election

| January 25, 2012 | 0 Comments

The first black President of the most easily offended and supremely overweight super power of the world versed his best ever joke during a State of the Union address on Tuesday; he announced a plan to place steep tax increases on wealthier Americans, fresh investigations into the mortgage crisis and support for domestic manufacturing. After [...]

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Fairy Tales & the Dog replacing the Ogre and then …

Fairy Tales & the Dog replacing the Ogre and then …

| January 17, 2012 | 0 Comments

A photo collector just shared this picture out of his vintage collection and claims that the vaccines have not been invented for this animal’s bite. As we all know that a picture is worth a thousand words, it’s pretty evident that no words would suffice to explain the beauty of this picture, the admiration of [...]

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PPP Jo Killo, Khairpur Zillo – (Fort of PPP is Khairpur District)

PPP Jo Killo, Khairpur Zillo – (Fort of PPP is Khairpur District)

| January 10, 2012 | 0 Comments

It was 4th anniversary of Benazir Bhutto’s assassination. As the customary serves devotees visit their respective constituencies and leave along with a convoy to pay homage at Garhi Khuda Baksh, where Mohatarma’s body rests while her soul resides in hearts of her aficionados. The journey along with my cousin, Morial Shah (a foreign services student [...]

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Karma Strips Americans Basic Rights

Karma Strips Americans Basic Rights

| January 1, 2012 | 0 Comments

On the 31st of December 2011, America’s first black president signed off on the controversial NDAA (National Defense Authorization Act) of 2012 which allows the US government to detain and torture US citizens that speak out against the government (thus killing free speech) in any capacity EVEN on social media. This pretty much sounds like [...]

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China Invades USA [IMAGINE]

China Invades USA [IMAGINE]

| December 5, 2011 | 0 Comments

“And the same occurs in Afghanistan and Pakistan every single day, and no one gives a flying fuck for them” – Ankush Johar (Director @ Lloyds Ventures) “Americans could do well with these wake-up calls. Less time on blaming Wall Street, more time spent calling back troops would be welcome” – Michael Gera (General Partner [...]

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Pakistan & US Relations: The Haqqani Mess

Pakistan & US Relations: The Haqqani Mess

| September 30, 2011 | 3 Comments

The whole Haqqani mess, referring  to ‘Haqqani Network’ not Pakistan’s Ambassador to United States, Husain Haqqani, has created a political hoop between the stakes involved,  State Department, Pentagon, CIA- ISI, Pakistan’s Army, Pakistan’s Parliament.  The statement made by Adm. Mike Mullen calling Haqqani Network ISI’s ‘veritable arm’ has further aggravated tensions between the derogatory US [...]

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The Consequences of 9/11 Changed the Global Landscape

The Consequences of 9/11 Changed the Global Landscape

| September 19, 2011 | 4 Comments

9/11, the numerical has changed the course of time, people, nation-states and global paradigms. It has manifested a 360 degree shift in what we see of the world today. For it has changed the world map, in a virtual sense. It was the epic moment when foreign policies got transformed and individual people’s destinies and [...]

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Pharma’s Benefit as PPP No Longer Acknowledge Apples

Pharma’s Benefit as PPP No Longer Acknowledge Apples

| September 8, 2011 | 7 Comments

After Rehman Malik carelessly outed all Apples as Banana’s, health conscious members of the PPP are frantically seeking supplements for antioxidants of flavonoid and polyphenols in their daily diet. A senior official who did not wish to be named (possibly out of shame for being linked to the PPP) expressed that without his regular dose [...]

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Govt of Pakistan Launch Social Media Cell

Govt of Pakistan Launch Social Media Cell

| September 7, 2011 | 6 Comments

As much unlikely as this may sound, the Government of Pakistan has established a Social Media Cell to counter negative criticism against the current government (Zadari-Gilani) according The News. There maybe other political reasons behind it such as: Monitoring and targeting bloggers or online journalists against negative criticism of the current government Targeting opposition political [...]

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Karachi Violence – A Political Blame Game

Karachi Violence – A Political Blame Game

| September 6, 2011 | 4 Comments

No matter what your ethnicity is; Muhajir, Pathan or Baloch, you will be slaughtered and packed up in ‘boris’ and thrown over on streets of bloodstained Karachi presumably the ‘city of lights’ which has now become the city of darkness. Where are the candles to light up the darkness?

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MQM Logic Impresses Shopkeepers and a Shocking Discovery!

MQM Logic Impresses Shopkeepers and a Shocking Discovery!

| August 24, 2011 | 1 Comment

On the morning of 23rd August 2011, shopkeepers nationwide stood outside in awe, as MQM pawns on bikes enlightened them with the sort of mind blowing logic, mostly found in countries with stupid governments: “Close down your stores and mourn the senseless killing or we will kill you senselessly” Damn, these 20 Day PhD earners [...]

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Democracy, Military & Violence – Who’s Choice?

Democracy, Military & Violence – Who’s Choice?

| August 23, 2011 | 2 Comments

Pakistan, a term that has controversies attached more than any cheap ‘item’ Indian song. Why? Maybe it’s because of its crude formation (1947) or its stereotypical portrayals of terrorism and barbarism over the west, I ask formidably or is it because it’s now a very safe ground to carry out inhumane acts?  I really can’t [...]

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Pakistan vs India – Segregation of Two Entities But One Soul

Pakistan vs India – Segregation of Two Entities But One Soul

| August 16, 2011 | 6 Comments

Fourteenth of August is a very phenomenal date; it is when Pakistan came in to INCEPTION. There is a legitimate difference between ‘independence’ and ‘inception’. Independence was not achieved by Pakistan. It was achieved by ‘India’ (the before partition India and Pakistan). Thus I would not call it independence of Pakistan, but India. It is [...]

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Hina Rabbani Khar – Criticism Trashed!

Hina Rabbani Khar – Criticism Trashed!

| August 8, 2011 | 6 Comments

Politics has become a part of routine life now. With much exposure and media influence, discussing politics and social issues has become much of a ‘drawing room affair’ as I’d like to put it. With the recent hot topic, I’d like to start the discussion. Yes, it’s Hina Rabbani Khar, the much debated focus of [...]

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