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Inbox Business Technologies to host Golf Tournament, swingers overjoyed
From the 17th to 18th of March 2012, Microsoft’s 2011 Country Partner will host a golf tournament for corporate’s and individuals at Karachi Golf Club, with events for juniors, seniors, veterans, ladies and amateurs. The Dawood...
Jazz Jazba aims to clone Bilquis Edhi, Aasma Jahangir no longer good enough
The youth’s number preference in brands representing their psychographic profile and inclination towards a life comprised of lying and stealing tried (unsuccessfully) to clone Bilquis Edhi and make her a spokesperson to give the brand...
Study reveals behaving civilized is not deadly
A groundbreaking study conducted by management & social science students at a leading institution in Pakistan reveals that stopping at a red light – regardless of what demographic one is in – will not cause loss of life or...
Half Naked PPP Reality – Shazia Marri in Dual Mode
Sindh’s Information Minister was so impressed by the recent mobile phones’ dual SIM mode that she decided to expose her true self completely in front of the camera. She has vowed to complete against Veena Malik, after all, negative...
Altaf Hussain sings his Lungs out to weigh Options of Potential Wives
It’s a thing of pity that so many women in our city have been lured away to the charms of Altaf the something, now this something can be anything you would like to relate to. He summoned up the so called ‘Baaiktiar Aurat’...
Gul Ahmed ventures into Conglomerate Diversification with Land Mowers
With the lawn fever going on it’s better to break free from the clutter and come up with something new. The only thing poor consumers get to see these days is lawn brands, lawn billboards and their accident causing models everywhere....
Asim Jofa vows to commit Suicide … maybe after his Brand Suicide
Asim Jofa has had a rough time you know why? That’s because he is Asim Jofa and realised why things/people are the way they are … maybe because they wear Asim Jofa. He happened to have read a few tweets and status updates of his...
TNBT’s Faisal Khan finds love, Cadbury Valentines activation prime suspect
The GM of Nokia’s prime choice in social media agencies has now found love, shattering hopes and dreams of countless female media planners, developers, BDM’s and brand managers across the industry. Cadbury Pakistan’s recent...